Friday, May 30, 2014

To the graduating class of 2014

People will often tell you to follow your dreams. Well I'm here to tell you those people are wrong. 

For example last night I had a dream that I was taking a class. It was some kind of poli-sci class and we were studying a fictional world. Fictional in real life, but it existed in the dream. This fictional world was very poor, but they produced Ice Dragons, which are of course very valuable. But that's all they produce. So they're trading Ice Dragons for food and water. The problem was that they had recently entered into an agreement to only sell Ice Dragons to one other world. So when a former customer came looking for Ice Dragons, they were sorely disappointed. So disappointed in fact that they were going to attack. 

Our class project was to better organize the Ice Dragon planet's resources to defend against the coming attack. (I feel like I used our allotted resources very well if you must know.) 

And while the teacher was explaining this, the people around me were talking and laughing. And they eventually started sticking acupuncture needles into one person's thigh. 

I woke up before I could finish the project but if you want to know how the Ice Dragon situation resolved itself, they used a dragon to defend against the attack and survived. 

The point is you probably shouldn't be taking advice from me anyways. I mean look at me.