In regards to recent allegations, I had my writing staff compose a response.

Here at zackipedia.blogspot.com, we pride ourselves on being four things; honest, ethical, logical and patriotic. Even when we come under fire from freedom hating socialists like those over at "alexdeeley.com" we stand proudly. Let's start this story at the beginning, and go through every one of the "allegations" that the cowards leveled at our founder. Please don't confuse this for anything but a completely voluntary defense of a not at all totalitarian boss, who is definitely not in the "pocket" of big grape nut.

May I remind you that our benevolent leader is a totally normal sized person, and would not fit in the pocket of "big" anything. Everyone over at "alexdeeley" needs to cool it with these size related rumors, and let me kill the following rumors before they even get started, not that they would:

Zack has never once threatened to deport a member of the writing staff.

And, he has never even cut off all ten of one of our writers' fingers.

Cereal companies do not, have not, or will never pay our beloved leader do put out pro cereal propaganda.

Kony 2012 is not even the best national tragedy to compare our best lover to, if you chose to do so.

How can we even begin to say how lucky we, the writing staff at zackipedia, are to be employed by such a charismatic leader. A better employment opportunity, we could not find, even if we wanted to, and were allowed to, not that we aren't allowed to. Some people may call the working conditions her "poor" or "illegal" or "antebellum" or "morally bankrupt" or "actually very forward thinking, inventing new ways to oppress people."

And those people can't speak to the reality of the situation, because they haven't seen where we work.

Go ahead and say that we are "uninformed" or that we don't "fact check" or that we haven't seen our families in years. Uninformed isn't even fair, every one of our writers has gone to education camp, generously donated by the leader himself. Not only are we not uninformed, but we don't even need to fact check, considering our leader is the creator of knowledge.

The audacity it takes to accuse someone as merciful as the leader of taking "blood money" would not only be unprecedented, it would be dangerous. Only someone who wants to seriously endanger their personal well being would accuse such a powerful entity of being involved in the grassy knoll conspiracy, specifically, playing a huge role in the cover up.

Maybe the writers of alexdeeley.com don't know how merciful the great leader is.
You probably wouldn't commit such heresy if you knew whom you were attacking.

Here, let me just warn you now, you do not want to cross the founder of zackipedia. Everyone who has gone up against him has failed. Alex deeley, you are nothing if not someone who is capable of cracking codes. Do you really think you can go up against the not at all abused writing staff of zackipedia.com and win?